O'Neil?

The most I have ever found is a fiver, but I have a couple of stories about being given the wrong change...

Once in Co-Op, at the age of about 15, I walked in with about £20 with the intention of buying a lot of junky sweets and other 'munch' I bought about £6 worth, paid the woman with a £20, she started chatting, put my £14 change in the same hand as the £20 I just gave her and she give me £36 change. I walked in with a 20, walked out with loads of food and 36 quid. Happy days.

I went to a local Chinese take away with my mate. He ordered us both a chicken curry, come to about a tenner. He gave her a twenty, but she put the note on the counter and walked to the other side of the room to the other till. I swiped the twenty, going "Muhahaha" to my mate. She came back, give my mate his change. I asked for some Fortune Cookies, usually they are 15p each, she was like "Okay, okay...I give for free haha...yea, yea?!" I was like "Yea, sure..." She gave me my fortune cookies and I said, "Here. This is yours" waving the £20 note in her face. "No, no. For fwee I say haha"..."No...You don't understand, this is my mates money for the chicken curry." "No, is for fwee yea? Haha." This argument went on for a while, till I gave up and give my mate his 20 back. Again, walked in with a £20 note. Walked out with 2 chicken curries, 4 fortune cookies and about £30 quid. Happy days.
She wasn't to happy the next time I asked for fortune cookes, I think she realised what happened afterwards. When I asked for fortune cookies, she snarled at me and say, "You pay money, yes? Yes?" To which I replied, "No, I thought I could get away with shirt buttons..." The bloke behind me found it funny. She didn't.

I shall be getting a tattoo done in the next couple weeks, going on my right forearm, after a lot of debating, I have finally decided on a design. I can't draw to save my life so I will just go into the tattoo place and explain what I want and hope they can replicate what I see in my mind. They have come HIGHLY recommended so I should hope so.

I wasn't sure if I wanted some text or a tribal design on my forearm.

If I had text, what would it say? I haven't really had anything major happen in my life that I would want in a tattoo and me and my girlfriend aren't anywhere near serious to have her name on my body for life. - That would be after marriage, if ever - That's even if we get to the married stage, suffice to say, no ones name is going on my body unless they have passed or we have vowed to stay to stay together for life.

The problem with a tribal design is the fact I wanted one on my right bicep so they would look a bit silly together.

But, the other night I have come up with what I want. It's a little more than just a "plain" tattoo, yet it is quite cool for a first tatt...

I'll keep it hush hush but I will show you pictures when it is done. Hopefully next weekend.

Love to come, considering I couldn't attend this years...

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

"Ha, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..." - General John Sedgwick, as he was shot down by enemy sniper fire. My all time favourite quote

I love this quote...

"Why are you all ducking? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

Love it.

Quote from mookie427 :

this

Banksy for life

Do you have a high-res of this image?

Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts I-V)

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Pink Floyd - Shine On You Crazy Diamond (Parts VI-IX)

Wise man say: Man with hands in pockets feel cocky all day. - Unknown

I’m the most brutal and most vicious and most ruthless champion there’s ever been.
There’s no one that can stop me.
Lennox is a conqueror?
No. I’m Alexander.
He’s no Alexander.
I’m the best ever.
There’s never been anybody as ruthless.
I’m Sonny Liston. I’m Jack Dempsey. There’s no one like me.
I’m from their cloth.
There’s no one that can match me.
My style is impetuous.
My defence is impregnable.
I’m just ferocious. - Mike Tyson

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

Turn it down?

It still interferes though, regardless of how much its turned down.

I actually find it a lot easier to do a hill start with out using the handbrake at all.

ROFL.

Correct.

Have a cookie.

Quote from Jakg :

Also did my first proper mega hill start today and I'm getting the hang of it.

You can drive when you can hill start without using the handbrake.

It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.

A cookie to whoever guesses which film its from.

I hate driving the FZ50 with the TC on, it interferes way too much.

Gotta love WLIIA! Prefer the UK version though. Got shit when Ryan Styles stopped doing it.

Your main problem is the fact you don't have enough wheels, you have to wear a helmet, you dress up like a Power Ranger, your sweaty and sticky on hot days, or wet through on wet days. You don't have a heater, you can't take anymore than one passenger. There are others, but they are the main ones.

Glad your still alive babe.

Please tell me you have the link to that image

The image isn't actually true. The e30 is the M3, but the e36 is the M3 GT2 and the e46 is the M3 CSL. Surely, it should be all M3's. Which technically they all are, feck it...I have no idea what point I'm making.

Nice toy Jon. Shame about the IS, I quite like them.

What size are the rear wheels on the rear of the Trams Am.

Have the devs confirmed this? If not, I don't believe it.

BTW, new Scirocco = shite, old Scirocco = Pwnage

My dad had one, left hand drive, in black.

The American V8 is the European straight-4.

Stupid as a first car in my honest opinion. If you can handle it, then fair enough, but never underestimate the danger of driving any car, let alone a 320bhp, V8 which can do 0-60 in 6 seconds.

Try telling that to this guy who then ended up in this news article.

I doubt you will actually not take note, but please don't get angry when I tell you "I told you so" after you post about your recent car crash.

Quote from Gavin UK :

i work in a video game store called "Pink Planet"

I used to visit Pink Planet in Taunton all the time for my gaming needs Is it the same chain because I always thought it was a single store. May have to take a visit to Bristol and pop in to Pink Planet